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And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.

- Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary  (via captainofalltheships) -
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clientsfromhell:

I am a freelance Network/Systems Designer. I was contacted by a statistics lab at a university I attended. They asked if I could make time for an interview.

They wanted to build a moderately sized cluster for the department’s faculty/grad students. We did a phone interview, and man, they…

super-star-destroyer:

Hello fellow Alliance. It is me, a human with a pulse. Do not mind me; I will just be here, in our Alliance base, guarding the Alliance flag and definitely not taking it anywhere.

thegreenapothecary this made me think of you lol

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ultrafacts:

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Some people say he was crazy, and that might’ve been, but he was also really friggin’ smart.

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liberalsarecool:

phroyd:

Idiot Republicans!

Phroyd

Emergency room visits are the most expensive and anxiety-creating form of health care. If conservatives could think of a more expensive way, they would choose the worse option as policy.

My grandma has both Medicare and Medicaid, and cannot work anymore, yet when I helped sign her up for SNAP, she got a whopping $12-$16 to spend on food.

I try to be a fine upstanding citizen, but I swear to Christ when I hear people bitch about people who use welfare programs being too lazy or whatever, I want to punch their head into orbit.

bad-b-doitbetter:

livee-fearlessly:

ya same

basically

sovietdoctor:

whatareghouls:

what’s going on in Warchief

The real gay agenda.

WHEN HALLOWS END STARTS

anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

mechavomit:

For tumblr user Vereesa, a piece featuring Vereesa :D

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I was channel surfing when I saw a giant spider attack on the city’s live traffic cam.